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kevin

 
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KEVIN sells pot for a living. Its a difficult vocation for a relatively new initiate of an A.A. 12-step program. And now the introduction of commercially produced recreational marijuana has seen his margins cut by 60%. He has a very young daughter with an ex-girlfriend, and his child support payments are very real, as is rent, insurance, gas and everything else. He has to get serious. He will begin the process of putting together a large-scale growing operation. He has knowledge, connections and an intuitive street-smart business sense, but he has no money, and no idea of how to start a “legitimate” business. All this while trying to stay clean and sober. 

 

Details:

  • Hard Worker

  • Voted ‘Best Pot Dealer’ in Seattle Three Years In A Row By Readers Of GanjaBlotter Weekly

  • Loves Ramen

  • Certified Scuba Instructor

 
 
 

CHARLEs

 
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CHARLES is also in a career transition. He is trying to be a film maker now. He’s tried everything else, with little success. Now, struck by the ‘brilliant’ idea of creating a TV reality show about the burgeoning marijuana business in Washington State, he has set out on spending a sizable chunk of his trust fund money to produce a pilot for the show. As an avid pot smoker, he knows Kevin through Kevin’s excellent work as a dealer.

 

Details:

  • A Lot Of Fun To Hang Out With

  • Deep In Throes Of Mid-Life Crisis

  • Has A Lot Of Money Because Of A Medical Malpractice Setlement.

  • Certified Lobster Fisherman

 
 
 

crispin

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CRISPIN is the show’s “Consulting Producer”. He and Charles have known each other for decades, and it’s probably safe to say that Charles is Crispin’s only friend. He is a very odd egg. A clinically defined Genius, Crispin has to consume marijuana all day long or else becomes uncontrollably agitated. His uncommon level of knowledge about the botany, commerce, law and cultural implications of marijuana have made him a reluctant hero among those in the marijuana trade. He’s the Carl Sagan of weed, except he is horrible with people,
and absolutely terrified of women.

 

Details:

  • President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter Of Mensa

  • Socially Awkward

  • Loves Mondays

  • Certified Organic

 
 
 

Elspeth

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ELSPETH is the business manager who Jeffrey insists Kevin take on to run the business for them. The only non-stoner in this crowd, Elspeth has an MBA from Stanford and leverages her considerable intelligence as well as her equally considerable sex appeal to succeed in pretty much everything she’s ever undertaken, But keeping these players and this project on track is going to test her thoroughly.

 

Details:

  • Treasurer Of Cascadia Wicca Society

  • Stanford MBA

  • Married To Famous Athlete, But Won’t Say Who It Is

  • Certified Sex Counselor

 
 
 

JEFFREY

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JEFFREY Is the Money Chick. It takes Kevin several attempts to pin down an investor who isn’t either coldly disapproving, or totally insane. He finds Jeffery. An asexual, ex-republican activist and entrepreneur. And relentless smoker of the chronic.

 

Details:

  • Huge Wealth Made By Building Small Companies and Selling Them To Big Companies

  • 7th Degree Blackbelt, Tang Soo Do

  • Bathes In Warm Milk

  • Absorbed Own Twin In Utero